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Love me or Hate me:
Love me or Hate me repeat after me….. The Sling Shot is the best and most effective strength product ever invented. Go ahead and think of something better? Is there anything you can put on in 10 seconds, that will increase your strength by 75-100 pounds, that only cost 50 bucks? Ok Maybe a weightlifting belt will come close to doing that? What about expensive shoes and expensive compression gear? Do you think they will increase your performance by 15-20%? Fuck no they won’t! So hate me or love me you can’t deny that the mother fucking Sling Shot rules!

Red Bull Freaks:
Remember in the XFL that dude that had the Jersey that said HeHateMe on the back. That shit was great. I also have a shirt from a friends company called Most Hated. I said I love the name, he said where ever I go I feel like the Most Hated guy in the room. This brings me to the lovely topic of hatred and how great and powerful it can be. While watching the Red Bull New Years Death Stunts A guy turned to me and said how much do these mother fuckers hate there lives to be doing these insane jumps. I thought to myself they sure as hell seem to hate themselves a lot less then you do while you dump posion into your body while watching them reach “rock star” status on TV. At least these dudes are doing shit they love to do and they are getting paid for it! I heard someone say when you don’t think you have a real job but you have income from it then that’s the job you’ll pour the most into. That’s how I role, that’s for damn sure. Fuck having a boss and having to be places on time.

People hate on powerlifting:
I love when you tell someone you Powerlift, they then make that face like they are smelling shit and say isn’t that stuff dangerous? Is there any money in it? It’s like look FAGGOT! What the fuck do you do with your life? Oh cool you go on a boat with your buddies for 8 hours and get drunk and don’t catch one fucking fish. At least with my workouts I make and see progress in other words at least I’m catching fish motherfucker.

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